A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 920 views

Murgi to anday

Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 student ne MBA ka form

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman'
se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi
yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya

Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya.

Mechanic Bola: “Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon?”

Santa: “Nahi Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De Warna Phir Problem Ho Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1

Sardar Kuri:

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)