What comes first
Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon?
Student: Obviously Moon.
Lecturer: How?.. Student: Abe Dhakkan Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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