GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
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