Sardar:

Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga

2Admi:woh Q?

kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 784 views

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily
Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
After 1 hour bhagwan angrily appears & says
"ticket to lele bhikaari"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Sardarji

3 sardar bike pe ja rahe the,trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nahi ki 3 sawari chalana zurm hai.

Sardar - hume malum hai isiley 1 ko ghar chhodne ja rhe hain!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay

Master- Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa- Masterji, Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wallima

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)