Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho
Aik kutta doosray se: Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 932 views
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar
Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR
Me............. .!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C
Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?
Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya” tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ae.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?
Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,
Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?
Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon
After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)
Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon
You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno
President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Super Bezti =D Larki:
mera bag 2500, sandal
2200 aur suit 3000 ka
hai.
Larka: bss karo, pahlay apnay
sir par dupatta sahi kar
lo 5 rupay wali poni
nazar aa rahi hai...:P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
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Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS
kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo
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