Aik kutta doosray se: Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 861 views

Kg Class Ke Ek Chote Se

Kg Class Ke Ek Chote Se Bachhe Ne Apne Sath Padti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Mari

Boy: “Tu Mujhse Shaadi Kalegi?”

Girl: “Nahi”

Boy: “Kal Le Na”

Girl: “Nahi Na, Main Ni Kalungi”

Boy: “Plz Kal Le, Teko Eclaires Dunga”

Girl: “Isiliye To Ni Kanni, Kisi Aul Se Dairymilk Me Baat Ho Gayi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 horror movie dekhi

1 horror movie dekhi

Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan 20 twenty

Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.

Major Rohail: Wo kese?

Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

beata maa hi samjho

Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)