Sardar: Ek Ghar Ko Aag Lagi Hoi

Sardar: Ek Ghar Ko Aag Lagi Hoi Thi Sardar Ne Usi Gahr Mein Sa 6 Admiyon Ko Gahr Sa Nikal Mara.
Usi Waqt Sardar Ko Police Ne Jail Mein Band Kar Diya
! Q ?
Kyun Ke Usne Aag Bunjhane Wale Jo Gaye Hoay Thay 6 Log Unhion Ko Bhar Phank Mara.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 981 views
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