A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1223 views

Sardar

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
.
.
Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?
.
.
Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan to his Wife

A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
.
After 5 minutes,
.
He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Baba jee mere liye dua Karain

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
.
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhains par baithe ek gujju

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka
aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine
lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4
wheeler hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)