Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’

Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’

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