Kya meri nak
Kya meri nak teri ankhen mendak ki jesi hain
Surat say besharam lagta ho pagal hoon
Aqal nahe hay mujme phir kesi ne aisa q kaha
Ka meri surat tumse milti ha
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 696 views
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One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wakeel pathan se
Purane record ke mutabiq aik saal pehle tu Do shirt churane ke jurm mein pakre geye they Or aaj bhi do shirt churane ke jurm mein pakre geye ho Kia yeh such hai?
Pathan ne kaha: Haan yeh such hai laikin App batlaiye ke do shirt Aik saal se ziada kaise chal sakti hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,
Maa: Kahan Thay.?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye
bata paas kab hounga???
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Girl Friend:
Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?
Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
‘Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai’
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?
Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….
Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?
Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….
Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?
Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arz kya hai
SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
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NO SPACE
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No SPACE
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar G Ko Invitatn Mila K:
Aap Ne Party Mein RED Tie Pehan Ke Aani Hai
Sardar G Party Mein Punhchey
To Dekha K Logon Ne Pent Shirt Bhi Pehni Hui Thi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)