Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.

Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..

BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon: Moo Dikhaee…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If a lion attacks

Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?


Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa :Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the:

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cigarette ka sutta

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai. Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha Fir bola, bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)