Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke

Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.

Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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