Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya
likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa
charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2008 views

Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao

Santa : Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.

Waiter : Hamare yahan gaai ka dhoodh aata hai.... Madhuri ka nahin.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Carburetor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I failed my driver’s test

I failed my driver’s test.

The guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?”

I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti

Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GOLU England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

GOLU England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,

Dance Karny K Bad Bola,

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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)