Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya
likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa
charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'
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