Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha
MORAL :
GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi
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