Bhole Santa Ko Har Koi Lootta Hai
Santa Sheeshe Wale Ki Dukan Par Shisha Kharidne Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Mazboot Shisha Do”
Dukandar: “Ye Lijiye Shisha”
Santa: “Guarntee To Hai Na”
Dukandar: “Pure 99% Ki”
Santa: “Matlab?”
Dukandar: “Agar Aap 100 Feet Se Giraoge To 99 Feet Tak Nahi Tootega”
Santa: “Ohh To Fir Jaldi Se Pack Kar Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.
“5 Ka 55?
Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.
Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.
2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.
3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.
4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.
Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai
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