Bhole Santa Ko Har Koi Lootta Hai
Santa Sheeshe Wale Ki Dukan Par Shisha Kharidne Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Mazboot Shisha Do”
Dukandar: “Ye Lijiye Shisha”
Santa: “Guarntee To Hai Na”
Dukandar: “Pure 99% Ki”
Santa: “Matlab?”
Dukandar: “Agar Aap 100 Feet Se Giraoge To 99 Feet Tak Nahi Tootega”
Santa: “Ohh To Fir Jaldi Se Pack Kar Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 647 views
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Thanks Yar
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