Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 782 views

Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!


Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geography class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line
which passes from one pole to the other, and on
which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on
that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki ka bap larki se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

by Raju (few years ago!)

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa :Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)