pathan saw a man stealing purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 536 views
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