Miss Call Humari Khoj Hai

America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.
China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.
Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.
INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 834 views
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