Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh
Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja!
Makkhi Nahi Udi!
Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
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