Pathan n Sardar
Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan: Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar: Thanks Yar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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Student: “Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki” ??
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Teacher: “Ladka”
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Student: “Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta”
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Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
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Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
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Kyaaaa!
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Ladka- Apni class fellow se, Tum paas ho gayi ho?
GirL- Haa bilkuL!
Ladka- to muh to meetha karwa do!
GirL- Kis se?
Ladka- Chalo kiss se he karwa do..
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