pappu 16 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar daawat
pe gya.
dost ne itni bari family dekh kr gussay se kaha:
haya nai aayi?
pappu: nahin aaj uska exam hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 913 views

Kangi Karta Hua Sardar

Khirki Khuli..Zulfein Urein..

Socha…
Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,

Par…Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.

Wo To Kangi Karta Hua Sardar Tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kamra nai lift hai

Santa:o bhai sahab mujhe yahan nai rehna mujhe apne paise wapas karo ,itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhe ho.

Waiter:sir ye apka room nai lift hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“sahebji sahebji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q?

Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Flight ka Pilot

Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D

jo samjh gye wo thoko Likes..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)