Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 699 views

Teacher: “I killed a person

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

A boy and a girl of class 2 asked teacher: Sir Can kids of our age have kids??
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Teacher: No Never!
Boy: See I had told you not to worry

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha Muje Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi ho Pay gi

Boy
Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha
Muje Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi ho Pay gi

Girl;?
Q Mere Papa se Mile Kya?

Boy:
Ni Tumhari Behan Se mila tha.
so beautiful yaarrrrrrr.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek ladka samosa

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar

Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English,

Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ?

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come ?

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly ?

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It

Sardar: Ok Now Carry On

Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja….Chup ho ja….Chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh….Bolta Rah….Bolta Reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are Dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m Selected…Bale Bale…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)