Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya

Boy: Race Mey Jeeta Hey
Girl: Wow Race Me Kitne Log They

Boy: 3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1105 views

I sent them 2 her Dad….

Boy: My grlfrnd broke up wid me & snt me pics wid her new boyfrnd..

Frnd: Awwww dats Bad.,wht did u do dn?

Boy: I sent them 2 her Dad….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan Bakra zibah krne lga

pathan Bakra zibah krne lga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy.
.
Ek lamha sochne k bad churi chalate hue josh se bola,
..
Happy birthday to You.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Y DO Vcall our languageD Mother tongue?

Santa- Y DO Vcall our languageD Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz Dfather seldomgets 2 speak

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Snow days

A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.
When the children returned to school a few days
later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school
constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just
prayed for more snow."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)