Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop

Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop
Shopkeeper:Ur Dog is eating my Fruits

Lady:- Shona,Dont eat d Fruit without washing them

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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