Banta santa se-teri dukan pe

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 668 views
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Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
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& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

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Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

Or kaha

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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P

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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne usse poocha: Kyun tention mein ho???

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupey diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

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Lash Lambi umer hai

Sardar ka parosi mar gia sardar us k gher gia
sardar:lash aa gai hai.
Itfaq se usi waqt lash aa gai
sardar:hanse huwe lo daso kedi lambi umer hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bhagwan Ko Manane Wala Santa

Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur

Dheere Se Bola.

Santa: “I Love You”

Girlfriend: “Zor Se Bolo”

Santa: “Jai Mata Di“

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Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga

Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
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Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola
Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?

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Wo Tuje door se Dekh k Apna
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…
wa wa wa
Me Heraan Hn k wo itni Door se
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Hun kr waa waa

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Pathan: Bhai sahab

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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