Banta santa se-teri dukan pe
Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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