Du dost class main late aye
Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,
pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,
ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?
sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha
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