Lady call in firebregade

Lady call in firebregade: Hello meray ghr mein aag lg gae hai

Admi: pani dalo

Lady: dala tha aag nhi bhuji
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Admi: fay mojaan kro asi keri pepsi sutni si :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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