Kal aik aadmi
Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine
Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
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