Kal aik aadmi
Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine
Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 892 views
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Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
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Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
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boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta...?
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Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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by rahul (few years ago!)
"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."
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Pathan Ro Rha Tha. Admi:Kya Huwa?
Pathan: Yara Hum Udas He
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Admi:Kyun?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Bohat Chubhta He…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukar: Apko Mujhpar Bharosa Nahi Hai?
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