Aao Hum Mil Kr Dua

kreain Ay ALLAH

Mufti Muneeb-Ur-Rehman Ki Begum k kapre Sehi Waqt pr tyaar ho jayen

pichley saal ki tarha 10:30 ELAN na ho k Kal Eid Hai………

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1111 views

Light Theory

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I gave a moving performance

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The caption ofvteam

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
“My players want to know if there is a penalty for
thinking.”
The Umpire says, “No.”
The captain says,
“Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Paagal Hun Par Itna Bhi Nahi

Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,

Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.

Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”

Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”

Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)