Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

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