Kuttay Pr Mazmon
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha
Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 815 views
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mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
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Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..
by nadeem (few years ago!)
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that.s out always looks the best.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Exam Mein Question Aaya Hips Par Essay Likho?
To Santa Apni Pent Khol Kar Hips Dekh Raha Tha.
Tabhi Ek Bache Ne Zor Se Bola: “Mam Dekho, Santa Ne Guide Khol Rakhi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A - You are Attractive,
B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
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by lescol (few years ago!)
Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Dil soch raha tha pyar se ap ko kia kahun khud gharz
kanjos
bewakof
ya pher
pagal,
~
achanak zong walun ki awaz aai sub ke do
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
USA:We 1st landed in Moon.
Rus:We 1st landed in Venus.
Santa: 1st landed in Sun
USA: U cant. Its too hot
Santa: We landed at Night
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
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Main nay kaha ja nahin deta
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek pathan pe
Bijli ki tar gir gaiy:
pathan tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:
K:
Light chali gai,
pathan khushi
Se bola . .
Pakistan zindabad
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve number pe
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)