There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ka Pyara Sa Sawal

Once A Girl Asked Pappu.

Girlfriend: “Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Measure Love, Trust, Friendship Why ???”

Pappu Thought For A While Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said

Pappu: “Dekh Janu, Dimaagh Mat Kha Already Physics Mein Fail Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Newly married couple.

Newly married couple.
Wife:Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai.
Husband:Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu & 1000 Watt Bulb

Pappu Was Writing His Father’s Name On A 1000 Watt Bulb

Dad Asked Him: What Are You Doing?

Pappu:Aapka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Duniya buri ho sakti hai

Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi

aur
aur
aur

Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)