Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo
Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour
Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai
Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views
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Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To
Apne Saath PLUMBER Ko Le Kar Gaya
Kyun? Aray Yaar Simple Hai
Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi
K Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar Aap ko sona doon ga
Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do
Larka: sochne ke liye
Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
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Hands Up .
Main Love Officer Hu…
You’r Under Arrest…
Kio K Jitny Pyaray Ap Ho,
Itna Pyara Hona Qanoonan Juram Ha.
Is Liye Ap Ko Meray Dil Main Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati Ha…
Pata Nhi Aesay Messages Loug Mujhay Hi Kio Send Kartay Hain.
Aisi Kia Baat Ha Mujh Main?
I’m So Sweet Na?…
(‘.’)>(‘.’)
<)( /)(>
. /\ /\ Ammi Meri Nazar Tou Utar Dain…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!
Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?
Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meine Uss Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Peena Chod Diya,
Bar Mein Jaana Bhi Chod Diya,
Jua Khelna Bhi Chod Diya,
Dost: To Phir Uss Ladki Se Shaadi Kyun Nahi Kar Leta?
Ab Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Hoon Sochta Hoon Doosri Hee Pata Loon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor ne 2 charsiyon se kaha Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai
Charsi: Tay theek Ay sanu keri jaldi ay…
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)