Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour

Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai

Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1224 views

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

How I Met Your Mother: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kal ka kam aj na karo

Kal ka kam aj mat karo,
kiun k ho sakta hai kal wo kaam karna hi na pare h

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bakra ya bakri

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

TEACHER: John

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)