A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views

What was he doing when u arrested him?

judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa goes for railway reservation

Santa goes for railway reservation
Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena
Railwayman: Seat nahi hai

Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

Teacher: Wo Kase?

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Yeh Saturday Kab Aayega

Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho
mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard,
ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar
me hoon...
Yeh Saturday kab aayega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)