A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1243 views

Cream lagaya kar

Larka:tm kon si cream lagati ho
Larki khush ho k:koi nai
Larka to lagaya kar na kali

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.

Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

veham

Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Geo To Aisey

“GEO TO Aisey”
Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Master Ji Aur English

Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----

Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .

M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hai tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)