A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views

All Scientists

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Advise of a dentist

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo

Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu

Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)