Aajkal Kya Cheez Nahi Mill Sakti?
Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Puchha Ki Baba Aaj Ke Jamane Mein Kya Cheez Nahi Milti Hai.
Baba Ji Muskura Ke Bole, Kismat Walo Ko Hi Milti Hai Ye Do Cheeze
Jungle Mein Ghumta Hua Safed Hathi
Bina Affair Wala Jeevansathi
So Dosto Zara Sambhal Ke Jeevan Sathi Ko Dhundna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views
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doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.
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Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . .
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LipStick LaGana
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Beauty Hy
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LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hai
Or
Usy Taste Krna
HuM Larrko Ki
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the:"
1.China kis Desh me hai ??
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ??
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..
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Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.
Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”
Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“
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Iss Nay Muj Say Poucha Ka Shaadi Ka Baad
Aghar Main Maar Gahee Too Tum Kia Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Janoo Main Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Too Iss Nay Kaha Sach Matlab Tum Dosri Shaadi Nahi Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Ka Main Too Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Aur Pagal Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai
Bass Iss Baat Per Iss Nay Bohaat Mara Muj Ko
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A diplomat is a man who
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He is the one who erases the notes from
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Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?
Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya? :P
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When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.
"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."
"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"
"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
by WAQAR (few years ago!)