A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views

Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bombs Away!

Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.

Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.

Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara

Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara

or us mn 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia

B.v ye kya kia?

Pathan: balance mery pas aa gya or sdqa Zardari Ko chla gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wapda walon

Wapda walon se hamain itni Muhabat hai faraz,
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Agar wo rooth jaye to hame Neend nahi ati
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Yaar ye light kab aye gi…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)