mujhe surprise mat dena..
Super pogo joke... ;)
PATI : "Main 5 din ke liye baahar ja raha hoon..."
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PATNI : "Theek hai,
lekin jaldi aakar mujhe surprise mat dena.. warna
tum khud surprised ho jaoge."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 979 views
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