Agar bibi ke baap ko Sasur
GOLU-Agar bibi ke baap ko Sasur kahte H to, Girlfriend ke baap ko kya kahenge
MOLU-:Agar shadi ke liye haa kar di to SASUR nahi to "ASUR" smile pleasse
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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