ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.
BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .
HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO
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