What is the recession?

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water &
Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called
Recession

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 829 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

yaar bahut raat ho gyi

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kabootar Ka Accident

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya

aur pinjre me rakkha.

Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -

"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
once a husband

Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed

him,then he leave,

After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Patni:Jb tum Desi pite ho

Patni:Jb tum Desi pite ho,muje Paro kehte ho.

Beer pite ho to Darling.

Par aj Bhootni Q kah rahe ho?
...
Pati:Aj maine SPRITE piya h, Seedhi bat no bakwas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Like me

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find
another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want
another man like you!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Apna mobile uthao

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..


Choro mobile wapas rakh do
Irada change ho gaya.
Phir kabhi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi me aik sardar

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy,
sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha
"KHANA 12 SE 2 TAK"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Germs...

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the
people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan


Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

.

.

.

1 Saib,

.

.

.

.

.

Tey 8 Maltey :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Promise Karo

roti

your wife's name

School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Chota sardar: Mummy jab mein

Murghi Ka Qatal

Maa ka Pyar

Pathan Higher Studies

Tcher 2 Student

Shadi se pehle pregnant

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook