Tumhari aankhain kitni haseen hai,
boy-tumhari aankhain kitni haseen hai, girl-choro na,
boy-tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai,
girl-choro na aap bhi,
boy-abhi tak to chor hi raha tha...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views
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