Qismat aazmaye

aik admi nay sadak pay aik pathar pay likha huwa
dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa
tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1121 views
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