Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se Bolta Hai.

Bachha: “Uncle Dettol Soap Hai Kya?”

Dukandaar (Naak Se Ungli Nikalte Hue) Bola: “Haan Beta, Hai Naa”
Bachha: “To Phir Haath Dhoke Ek Creamroll De Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum to bas kaam main

Premika:-tum to bas kaam main lage rahte ho.tumhe meri koi parwaah nahin.

Premi:-sach keh rahi ho.pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahin karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Height of common sense
Techer:Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehle or
Awaz Bad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:q K Hamari Ankhen Agey Hen or Kaan Peeche hen;-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai ??

Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai ??.
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Answer:” both are Cool, Sweet..sab pasand
karte hai
aurMost important similarity; is,
dimag wali jagah
dhakkan hai..:

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Colgate se Daant Saaf

Colgate se Daant Saaf
Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,

Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,

Babul se Fresh krne ka..

Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
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Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)