A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1157 views

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai? Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahadar Sardar

1 sardar rail ki patriper so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kyakar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper sehawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Churail bhi orat hoti hai

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,
usny chari ghumai 2 tickets a gaey.
phir shohar sy poocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahie.
Churail ny chari ghumai or shohar ko 90 saal ka kardia.
Moral:
Mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b Aurat hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha.
Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ghar se hamesha hansi ki awaz ati hai

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati
Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo
Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)