Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 845 views

Pathan vs son

Pathan:beta 2 bister kiun laga rahe ho?
Son:ghar pe 2 guest arahe hain.
Pathan:kon
son:ami k bhai aur mere mamun aa rahe hain.
Pathan:aik aur bi laga do mera bi sala aa raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

You will die within 2 hours

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Khuda Ka Lakh Lakh Shukar Hai

Pathan: Khuda Ka Lakh Lakh Shukar Hai Ke Pakistan 13 August Ko Aazad Nahi Howa

Dost(Heran Hote Howe):
Kyon?

Pathan:Phir Hum 14 August Kaise Manatay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Poti test

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti
nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein
poti chali gayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)