Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 778 views

Police to santa

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha
tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use
Chuhe Mar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha Train Ka Driver Jo K Pathan Tha Us Se Pocha K Tum Ne Train Patri Se Q Utari?

Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa Gaya Tha
Brake Maarne Ka Time Nahi Tha.
Humara Officer Ne Bola K Is K Uppar Charha Do.

Wakel: Phir?

Pathan: Wo Banda Patri Se Uttar Gaya… ;-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gabbar-aaj maine

Gabbar-aaj maine
basanti ko nahate hua
dekha.....:p
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Veeru-kutte kamine mai
tera khoon pi
jaunga...:@
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Gabbar-abe saale mai
naha rha tha.
Aur vo bahar se jaa rhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three men were flying

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!)

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)