Baap ne betay se kaha
Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'
Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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