3 Idiots Best Line

3 Idiots Best Line –

Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views
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