Roti main itna ghee

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare
ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se
maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1198 views
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