Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Every time”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 784 views
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