Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai

Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai

Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher said to Sardar:

Teacher said to Sardar: Write here your best friend’s name in English.

Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’

Teacher: What’s this mean?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal Maine Dekha

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha

Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha
Sardar:
vey bkrian kithe le chlla en?
Admi:
inhen school chorne ja rha hun
Sardar:
Menu pagal smjhia e?
Aj te atwar a.
Happy sunday!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

i love u

larki: ilove u
Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha
larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h
aqal ki aandhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn :p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)