Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar
Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.
Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hazaron Saal Uski Maa Karti Rahi Us K Baap Se Gaddari..
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Tab Kahin Jaa Kr Paida Hua Asif ali Zardari…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st sardar :inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd sardar:aage wale ko.
1st sardar:pechy wale pagal kiun bhag rahe hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,
Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Basic Maths
The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?
Seven replied Johnny
No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?
Six replied Johnny
That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?
Seven replied Johnny
Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?
Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.
Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.
Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.
Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.
Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.
Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.
Dost: Woh Kaise?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta-----
Bacho ye ,, M,, hy .
M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----
Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy??
aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)