Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar
Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views
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