Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar

Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai

Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai

Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 750 views
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tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Agar ek diwar banane me

Tcher-agar ek diwar banane me 10000 ka kharch ata h to 2 diwar banane me kitna ayega?
Stu-10 Crore

Teach-nalayak kya nam hai tere baap ka? Stu-Suresh kalmadi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Kaha Jaati Hai

Pati Ghar Aate Hi Kalpata Hua Biwi Se Bola

Pati: “Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?”

Patni Hairani Se: “Kyun, Ab Kya Hua?”

Pati: “Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The, Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush To Ho Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl kiss a 5 year boy

A girl kiss a 5 year boy on face & he get mark of lipstik.
Girl-oh sory U got a mark on ur face.

Boy-Kuch achha karne se agar dag lagte he,to dag to ache hwe na?..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Heaven And Hell

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kisi kA mObile lo

Duniya kA Sabse Bara Terrorist Hamla..
“Kisi kA mObile lo,
Phone Book & InbOx me ja k ‘Delete all’
kar dO..
Phir uska chehra dekhO
Or
thOra sa Muskura dO..:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu To Bada Hoshiyar Hai Maths Mein

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.

Santa: “Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?” Pappu: “6, 7”

Santa: “Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai, Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “8, 9, 10”

Santa: “Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?”

Pappu: “Gulam, Begum, Badshaah“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny

Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Math Is Too Hard For Kids

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,

“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”

His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”

The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”

Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”

Little Boy: “Yes”

Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,

Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”

The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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