SarDar
sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 772 views
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