Student

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 509 views
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subah se apni car me niklu
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Pappu:" Hamare paas bhi aisi
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