Boss isne kuch nahi kiya

Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya phir ise saza kyu di.

Ajit:-smart boy!Aajkal PREPAID ka jamana hai.Pehle saza bhugto phir galti karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views
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